when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.
*Baby starts crying on a plane*
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out